FUCKING WIKIPEDIA

There I was, attempting to alter the information relating to Kesa Electricals (The parent group of Comet) to something bordering on the illegal and/or offensive but I can't because my IP is banned due to previous tomfoolery. Tomfoolery that I can't even remember comitting!

Although, to be fair, I've indulged in all manner of hijinks so it's probably justified.

They're still a bunch of fuckers though!

They're nearly as bad as Comet and they're worse than that bloke that killed Jesus!

If anyone isn't banned and wants to make wild accusations about Kesa Electricals then feel free to do so.

FUCKING COMET

I'm THAT mad that I can't even be bothered to photoshop in a correct-looking font for the Comet logo!

See here

If Mr. Trebus from BBC one's hit documentary about lives being lived in/and/or about grime was alive right now, he'd probably tell Comet to stick it up their chuffer!

Oh, hang on, he IS alive:

Not only is he alive, he's being even more offensive than I am about Comet. I'm glad nobody reads this blog so I won't get found out.........Talktalk anyone?

So, in conclusion, Comet = MASSIVE WANKNESS!!!