Thursday, 2 July 2009

An email I found

I'm bored, so I decided to check my hotmail email account.
It's a bloody good job too as this little beauty was sat there waiting for me:

AN URGENT REPLY AND CALL NEEDED
THIS IS MY
MOBILE NUMBER FOR URGENT CALLS

+226 78414827.

Good Day, Please Read very carefully. My name is MR MUSA OMARU; I’m the credit officer in BOA Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I have a business proposal in the tune of $4.5m, (four Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars only) after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me. I want to front you in the bank so that you can apply for the claim of fund as the next of kin to our late customer Mr. Andreas Schranner who died years ago with his entire family while on holidays and several attempt has being made to locate his family without success.

I got your mail address through the international network (comtuerised datas) business media directorate when I was looking for a sure contact of someone who can assist me conclude up this transaction. I have chosen to contact you believing my faith you shall not betray or disappoint me when this fund valued USD$4.5million American dollars gets transfer into your nominated bank account.

You should understand that as an insider in the bank I will do every thing possible to protect your interest and to make sure that I follow things up as soon as you are willing to work this out with me because I will not want this money to go into the government purse. Should you be interested, please contact me so we can commence on all arrangements and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project. Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the Following information: with this Email

(1) Full names:....................................................
(2) Private phone number:.....................................
(3) Current residential address:.....................................
(4) Occupation:................................................
(5) Age and Sex:.........................................

Kind Regards,

MR
MUSA OMARU: +226 78414827

My favourite part is highlighted in yellow

2 comments:

MR MUSA OMARU said...

Are you will be giving me banking details?

Mentski said...

I think we should all call him while wanking. He'll never get the sound of frantic pity-fapping out of his mind.