Monday, 11 February 2008

Stupid Fucking Nintendo



Nintendo are fucking shit. I redeemed about 6 years worth of points on their VIP site at the beginning of December, yet none of the shite merchandise has arrived. They quote 4 weeks for delivery. I emailed them about this and got an automated response from them. It promised that I will definately get the stuff by the end of January.

Still not here. I've sent them two more emails about this and the fuckers have ignored me TWICE!

The merchandise was shit anyway, but that's not the point. Like I said above, I redeemed about 6 years worth of points.

6 years!!!

That's from the days when Nintendo were good!

I bet every first-time-Nintendo customer that registered Wii product points got their fucking merchandise delivered!

Here is my official statement on the matter:

Nintendo, I've supported you for years. I've given you thousands of pounds of my money. I even managed to get you a few grand more via the huge amount of new customers I turned towards you by constantly singing your praises in the indie I worked for. I've lost count of the amount of people who ended up going fo the Gamecube instead of an Xbox or PS2 after I'd advised them. I was probably responsible for a huge chunk of sales for Nintendo products in the Nottinghamshire area between 2001-2007.

What do I get in return?
Fuck all!
You can't be bothered to send me some wank promo tat that has taken me over half a decade to earn, nor can you even be bothered to attempt an email response.

You big bunch of bastards.

Sega were always better anyway!

Edit: The fucking stuff came today. About bastarding time too. It was even slower than waiting for one their PAL conversions.

5 comments:

Mr Miyamoto said...

Me so solly

MarioMark said...

As it happens, I got me gear today! What's the odds?

Cale said...

Don't get me started on the whole Stars points for Wii points mess >:(

Mentski said...

I got a Wario keyring through the post only this week.

Funnily I completley forgot I redemmed the points, must have done it a good few weeks before Christmas.

phorenzik said...

There's still hope for my booty then it seems.