Friday, 1 February 2008

Joke time

I sometimes make jokes up. They're never any good though. I've just recently made another one up. Here it is:

Why did the old CRT television promise to give a better picture quality in the new year?

Because it was his new year's resolution!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's nearly as good as MarioMark's legendary 'nightclub' joke that he made up when he was a kid. I'll let him be the one to tell you all about that one though.

13 comments:

MarioMark said...

"It's nearly as good as MarioMark's legendary 'nightclub' joke that he made up when he was a kid. I'll let him be the one to tell you all about that one though."

Don't bring me into this.

On the job front I've applied for one job a day so far. When does the hope end and I just stop trying?

phorenzik said...

In about a fortnight.

Anonymous said...

TELL THE FUCKING JOKE

Dr Hamhock MD said...

Joke please.

Mentski said...

OI.

JOKE.

NOW.

Also, more postings! If I can pull pure crap from thin air, you have NO EXCUSE.

Ooshka said...

Who are you and what have you done with the real Phorenzik? He would never come up with such a shit joke like that.

Would he?

sccck: too fucking easy.

phorenzik said...

Nobody liked the joke then?

dr carson said...

I liked the joke.

Would've been better if MarioMark told his nightclub joke.

Porroe said...

Tell the nightclub joke already!

Anonymous said...

I, Anonymous, agree. Tell the nightclub joke before it becomes too over-hyped.

Mentski said...

To Whom it may concern:

Please update your blog. I'm lonely (Read: I have noone to copy shit from or bounce off, or something.)

Yours sincerely,

Vigo the Carpathian

(You are like the buzzing of flies to him)

PS: Mariomark may be interested in my latest update.

phorenzik said...

updates will resume next week. Probably.

They won't be any good though so you'll all be sorry.

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