Here at SFE we don't get paid so we can put what we like, meaning we can be honest.
Today I'll be reviewing PDC World Championship Darts 2008 for the Nintendo "new customers only" Wii.
For those of you who can't be arsed to read the review, all you need to know is it's fucking shit.
Let's get started...
It's fucking shit! Little Britain The Video Game is better than this! The controls are a mess! It's harder than real darts! No, it's harder than using one of those fake dart boards that have velcro on the end that I used back in the day when I was a good lad. You have to point the Wii-mote at the screen, hold A, kind of give it a swinging motion like you would with a real dart, followed by releasing the A button to throw it. The only problem is the fat bastard you choose at the start of the game doesn't even throw the fucker!
The graphics are shit too. It's the usual shit looking Wii game that looks like a first gen PS2 game.
Anyway, I can't be arsed to write anymore so watch this YouTube video if you want to (which makes it look a million times better than it actually is).
SFE Score: -10/10
3 comments:
darts?
what a pointless wanking game, i prefer the wii sports to any shite games made for the wii anyway.
It looks like a PS2 game because it is a port of a PS2 game. I was laughing at the cover in Gamesttion the other day. Laughing, and then getting a little upset, then laughing again followed by angriness.
That's not the worst Wii game though. My missus told me about some daft bint who tried to trade in a Wii game on Sunday. It was the best worst game ever.
It was an Agatha Christie game.
AGATHA FUCKING CHRISTIE????
Yeah but does it have PURE excitement and PURE pressure!?
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