Brilliant Wii games that'll help the games industry be less wank

The great games for Wii keep on coming. There's at least one top game a week released now!

Amongst them are some stunners. Only a few weeks ago, this little gem was released to the general public:

It's just like that DVD game you can buy for a fiver, except this one costs twenty quid and you can only play it on a console that cost you £179.99. Mint!

hot on the heels of Noel came this corker:

Why spend a fiver on the the book when you can spend £29.99 on a poorely realised point and click adventure game?

That's not all though. On the 4th April we've got this cracker to look forward to:

I was saying to the missus just the other day that I really hope someone somewhere makes a pool game for the Wii featuring students who think they look a bit edgy and fashionable. Needless to say, I've got my pre-order in already. And at only £24.99 it's a fucking bargain!

I love the Wii. I think it will save the games industry. It's got loads of stunning software for it already, not to mention all of the top quality, extremely creative and original games that companies we've never even heard of before are making for it.

Here are some of my favourite Wii games:

It's such a great game that I don't even get annoyed about the incorrect grammar for the game's title. It's 'My horse and I' you fucking twats. There's no fucking wonder kids are thick as fuck these days!

At least I can calm down by playing this:

Look! it's Ariel on the far right, Cinderalla in the middle, Snow White on the far left, and that half-cast one out of Aladdin. I bet this game supports full 16:9 widescreen mode, progressive scan and Dolby Pro Logic 2 sound all at a consistent 60 frames per second.

When I have kids round, I often put this on:

I'm not sure what the best thing about this game is. It's either the cover, or the fact that it costs £19.99.

If the kids haven't already left, or are not drunk enough, I let them play on this:

It looks like she's pinched the feathers off a peacock and shoved them up her arse. The peacock doesn't seem to care though. Also, £29.99 is what this fucker retails for.

So, there you have it. The Wii is great and so are all of the games available for it. Also, this is the first post that I've done on SFE that took me more than 5 minutes. Research and effort were actually put in for once. At this rate it might not end up being completely wank when compared against SFC.